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2013 uOttawa Sexy Quidkid Calendar

3 Dec

Want to send uOttawa Quidditch to Florida to compete in World Cup VI? Irresistibly attracted to the members of uOttawa Quidditch and unsure how to get more of them in your life? Find your walls depressingly bare and your knowledge of important dates lacking?

Drink up that felix felicis, folks – it’s your lucky day!

This week, uOttawa Quidditch is releasing a 2013 calendar featuring some of your favourite quidkids. We’ll be releasing more promotional photos (ones not included in the calendar, so don’t fret if you’ve already seen a bunch – there’s loads more where those come from!) this week, so keep your eyes peeled.

Promo Cam Movember IMG_7939

Oh, and the best part? They’re only $10 😉

Email uo.quidditch@gmail.com to reserve a copy, stay tuned for our tabling times on-campus, or contact us when we announce they’re ready to go to have a copy mailed to you! If you’re far away, don’t fret – we’ll have them for cross-continent in-person sale in a few places:

  • Snow Cup in Utah, January 5th (out of Mama Clare’s backpack)
  • Vancouver, BC – Holiday break (out of Rebeccamom’s suitcase)
  • Calgary, AB – Holiday break (out of the satchel of Emperor Cam)

You can pick them up there, on campus at uOttawa, or ask a friend who’ll be in any of those places to get you one, or we’ll happily mail one to you!

Calendar Promo - Clare

 

Erin Promo Beaterbabe IMG_7698

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UOttawa Quidditch is Sexy and We Know It.

30 Jan

We’re sure you’ve all heard LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It, but uOttawa Chaser Junior felt it needed a few more broomsticks and bludgers.
We’re sexy and we know it.

When we swing on by, GeeGees be looking like damn they fly
We stomp to the beat, walking down the street in our new jersey, yeah
This is how we roll, rubber chicken, Snitch outta control,
Keepers throw the Quaffle far
And like HP I got the scar, yo

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

When we dance on the pitch, this is what we scream, ok
Someone’s going down, not the GeeGees
She’s got a Bludger in her arms and she ain’t afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

We’re sexy and we know it [x2]

We practice on the lawn, security just can’t fight us off
When we’re at World Cup, Chasers get the Quaffle when they hear “Brooms up!” (what)
This is how we score, come on ladies it’s time to bludge
We headed to the hoops, we run this pitch
In mud, in snow, Seeker snatches the Snitch (watch)

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

When we dance on the pitch, this is what we scream, ok
Someone’s going down, not the GeeGees
She’s got a Bludger in her arms and she ain’t afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

We’re sexy and we know it [x2]

We’re sexy and we know it…

Check it out [x2]
Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle yeah [x4]
Just stay on your man, I stay on my man
Yeah we’re sexy and we know it

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

Yeah we’re sexy and we know it!

Pictures here (so they don’t interrupt the flow of the song):

Snitch using a rubber chicken. It happened. This is one massively confused seeker.

“GeeGees be looking like damn, they fly”

Sexy and we know it.