Archive | January, 2012

UOttawa Quidditch is Sexy and We Know It.

30 Jan

We’re sure you’ve all heard LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It, but uOttawa Chaser Junior felt it needed a few more broomsticks and bludgers.
We’re sexy and we know it.

When we swing on by, GeeGees be looking like damn they fly
We stomp to the beat, walking down the street in our new jersey, yeah
This is how we roll, rubber chicken, Snitch outta control,
Keepers throw the Quaffle far
And like HP I got the scar, yo

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

When we dance on the pitch, this is what we scream, ok
Someone’s going down, not the GeeGees
She’s got a Bludger in her arms and she ain’t afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

We’re sexy and we know it [x2]

We practice on the lawn, security just can’t fight us off
When we’re at World Cup, Chasers get the Quaffle when they hear “Brooms up!” (what)
This is how we score, come on ladies it’s time to bludge
We headed to the hoops, we run this pitch
In mud, in snow, Seeker snatches the Snitch (watch)

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

When we dance on the pitch, this is what we scream, ok
Someone’s going down, not the GeeGees
She’s got a Bludger in her arms and she ain’t afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

We’re sexy and we know it [x2]

We’re sexy and we know it…

Check it out [x2]
Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle yeah [x4]
Just stay on your man, I stay on my man
Yeah we’re sexy and we know it

Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out
Girl look at that broomstick [x3]
We work out

Yeah we’re sexy and we know it!

Pictures here (so they don’t interrupt the flow of the song):

Snitch using a rubber chicken. It happened. This is one massively confused seeker.

“GeeGees be looking like damn, they fly”

Sexy and we know it.